Jeans shopping day= dooms day.
I mean really! I expect the perfect pair of jeans to make my legs look longer, waist smaller, bum bigger, thighs fitter (yes, I did just make up that word), and whole body just better and fit within my price range. That is a seriously tall task for a piece of blue denim. Which is why after trying on jeans I always leave this fantastically enormous pile in my wake.
I wish I knew exactly which jeans would satisfy these criteria... criterion? I dont remember which is plural. I think it's criteria... so that I could just spare my time and the time of the poor saleswomen trying to help me.
Days 1 and 2 of jeans shopping= fail. Maybe the third try is the charm :-)
