Do you ever struggle to be awkward and rude at the same time while having some water-cooler talk with people you've never met at your client site? Try this line.
"I am supposed to bring a dessert to a Christmas party tonight, but I ran out of time to make anything. My husband told me to I should just buy something. I might as well go wearing my swimsuit! There's just no way I can buy sweets at the store!"
Insert chocolate in mouth and walk away. Way to be a snob while delivering the ultimate TMI statement at work...
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
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I read your blog when I need some good humor in my life. No joke, you are a great and musing writer.
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